Buenos Dias

Just a few fun quotes to start the day off right: :D

~ Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

~ Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

~ Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die.

~ I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

~ He was hit by a Dodge ... which I found funny and ironic.

~ I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.