So True

Jeff Foxworthy on School Employees:

~ YOU might be a school employee if you believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick. (this one is my fav!)

~ YOU might be a school employee if you want to slap the next person who says, 'Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off.'

~ YOU might be a school employee if it is difficult to name your own child because there's no name you can come up with that doesn't bring high blood pressure as it is uttered.

~ YOU might be a school employee if you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, 'Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.'

~ YOU might be a school employee if when out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.

~ YOU might be a school employee if you think people should have a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

~ YOU might be a school employee if you wonder how some parents MANAGED to reproduce.

~ YOU might be a school employee if you think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.

~ YOU might be a school employee if meeting a child's parent instantly answers this question, 'Why is this kid like this?'

~ YOU might be a school employee if you would choose a mammogram over a parent conference.

~ YOU might be a school employee if you think someone should invent antibacterial pencils and crayons...and desks and chairs for that matter!

~ YOU might be a school employee if the words 'I have college debt for this?' has ever come out of your mouth.

~ YOU might be a school employee if you know how many days, minutes, and seconds are left in the school year!